Story Blog FAQ's

Hello, fellow minions!
I see you have stumbled upon my Story Blog FAQ's page!
Instead of putting it in a post that no one bothers to read, I decided to put it here, on a page.
Now..
Presenting...

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q1. Are there gonna be character sign-ups?
A1. Sorry, but no. However, you may REQUEST for your fursona to be in the story, and I just might comply.

Q2. Can I be an author?
A2. Again, sorry, but no. Authors aren't BAD, but I will most likely not hire them on any story blog unless it's a collab.

Q3. Why should I read this blog if my character isn't going to be in it?
A3. Well, if you've clicked on the link, you obviously want to read it, right? Answer: For the sheer pleasure of reading it.

Q4. omg u kp dleting ur storys and ths 1 is stoopud
A4. Um, what was that? -takes out text talk translator-
Oh. Okay.
Well, if you're mean, I will have to feed you to a Blast-Ended Skrewt send you off to Azkaban. I'm sure the dementors would love that.

Q5. YOUR NAME IS SIRIUS ARE YOU SECRETLY SIRIUS BLACK???!!!
A5. Maybe... >:3 (Question stolen from Jenny7.)